Sunday, August 14, 2011

Meet Vincent....

I have a phobia of any creature that has more than 4 legs or no legs. I feel that there is just something "unnatural" about a creature that can move so fast with no appendages or with several appendages moving in sync. So for pretty much my entire life, I have disliked snakes, spiders, centipedes, etc. Heck, even worms give me a sense of unrest.

For one reason or another, I have become quite fond of a particular pint-size predator that has taken residence in my garage door controller...meet Vincent



One morning, as I entered my garage, the motion sensor activated the interior lights and I saw Vincent just hanging there. He was only half the size he is in this picture, but never the less, his presence gave me an initial shot of adrenaline. Over the past several weeks, I have developed quite the routine of checking on Vincent when I come home....he usually scurries behind the control as I walk up the steps. Each morning, I make sure to check on him before I leave. I even take a quick look at his edible choices that have been entangled in his web during the night.

I have made peace with this one, but I doubt I will be harboring a boa named Bob anytime soon.







Friday, July 15, 2011

It's Not Always About Catching A Fish...

For years growing up, my Dad would take me fishing; pull me out of school to fish the Snake or pack in on horseback to fish Baileys Lake. Sometimes it was a walk through the pasture to fish on the banks of the Salt River right at dusk. Of course, there were always the highly anticipated fishing trips with my Uncle K floating the Salt River in Star Valley as well.
Over the years the stories, as most fish stories go, grow in intensity. There are several facts that remain and will never be disputed. I’ll explore three of my favorites.

1. We (Dad, Uncle K, and I) were almost responsible for the demise of Delbert Wright.
2. I came to the realization that a fishing pole is more important than my well being.
3. You can catch a fish with one hand holding the fishing pole while using the other hand to aid in relieving yourself…or go number #1 as it is commonly referred.

1. Delbert Wright was a wonderful and gentle old man. He was very bull-legged and Uncle K had made a bench that fit across the boat as to allow Delbert to sit and fish the river, while we floated down. Delbert loved to fish and knew pretty much everything that there was to know. Often times he would point at a place in the river, nudge me and say “Watch this…I’m pulling one out of that hole.” Every time, his cast was true, the bait floated calmly into the hole and bingo…Delbert would reel in a keeper. One fine sunny summer day, Dad, Uncle K, Delbert, and myself set out for a 3 hour tour…much like Gilligan. I’m sure there was hay to bale or haul, but it could wait, we had more important duties to attend to. As we were floating down the river, it split. (This is where the story might be different depending on who tells it.) As I recall, Dad was rowing and set out to go down one side, of the river. Midway across, Uncle K directs Dad to the other side, because that was where the best fishing was. Dad was giving it all he had to get us across the river and to the other channel. Unfortunately, the river swept us right up into a big Willow tree that was the dividing point in the river. We started taking on the entire Salt River in the boat. Through the chaos and mania….all was saved. Afterwards, Delbert simply said, “Ralph, let’s not try that again.”

2. It didn’t matter what the weather was doing, my Uncle K was always up for a fishing trip. One early June day, the weather was overcast, cold, and a slight drizzle was falling. We couldn’t hay; Mother Nature was doing the irrigating, so we might as well go fishing. Dad, Uncle K, and I loaded up and decided we would float from the Narrows to the Thayne Bridge. The sky was really dark and it was quite cold for an early summer day, so I had an older wool jacket on. The river was still high and there were several areas where the banks had fallen off into the river. Just past the 2nd bridge, near Salt River Heights, we encountered pretty fast water. Uncle K was rowing and Dad & I were doing the best we could to a) Stand upright and b) cast into the holes that were so rapidly passing us by. In an instant, the boat came to a standstill. I proved Newton correct again, because my body stayed in motion all the way out of the drift boat and into the raging river. Instantly I forgot about everything and mentally entered survival mode. Here I was, fully dressed with a wool coat on, in raging water and what do I hear when I finally surface…? My Dad and Uncle K “yelling” at me directing me to where my pole is floating. Forget the pole and come and get me I thought. In order to survive, I had to make haste and head towards the pole, because that is which way my Dad, Uncle K, and the BOAT were going!!

3. Several times during a floating trip down the river, we would need to row towards shore for one reason or another. It may be because someone caught a snag and broke their line. It may be because someone had caught a fish and needed to re-bait before continuing on. One such instance had us docked in near the bank. I decided to try and catch a fish while everyone else was preoccupied. I walked out of the boat and cast my line, allowing it to drift down river. I had the fishing pole in one hand and needed to dispense of the Shasta Ginger Ale that I had consumed an hour prior. So there I was…couldn’t have picked my nose for a million dollars. Without fail, a fish took my bait and I was able to set the hook one handed, but that was it. I decided that I needed to land this fish. Only problem was, that the Ginger Ale wasn’t finished exiting my body. I figured gravity could help me take care of the remainder of the fluid, so with both hands, I triumphantly reeled in my best catch of the day. Solution to the earlier problem…walk out into deeper water and cleanse all evidence of mishap!!


Looking back, at every adventure, it was never really about who would catch the biggest fish or even catching a fish at all. Each experience was a precious moment in time that I can relive each and every day. The company that I kept during my fishing adventures, my Dad, my Uncle K, brothers, cousins, and friends alike. The beauty of the land that we were surrounded by and the talks we had in the truck or by the fire can never be taken from me. Those are the things that I remember the most.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

I MAY GROW OLDER, but I REFUSE TO GROW UP...

With the impending date of my birth approaching, I am sorely reminded that it is the “black birthday”, the beginning of the over-the-hill gang; the, “I’m 18 with 22 years experience club”…etc.

There is a difference between growing up and growing old. Try as so many might make (force) me…I will NEVER grow old! I still like my music loud, my vehicles fast, and my experiences plenty…these do not indicate that I haven’t grown-up. I have grown up, I think. Gone are the days of toilet papering neighbors houses. What would Officer Eugene Mallory (rest his soul) think today if he was to roll up in his patrol vehicle only to find the middle-aged Haderlie coating the neighbors trees with toilet paper? I remember when people would tell me that, “It is time you start acting your age.” What does my age look like? Am I supposed to “slow down”? Going back to the laws of physics, once we stop moving then the problems begin. Movement equals energy, energy equals progress and/or development and growth. It is impossible to grow without doing something. Sometimes the things that I do may appear to be immature leading some individuals to say, “You’re too old for that.” When the water fight begins…you’ll find me in the middle of the battle. When there is a prank to play….count me in.

These so-called childish games are so much more fun today….because I have grown up and have the tactical advantage of experience on my side. Grow up yes! Grow old never!

I have spent the first 40 years of my life equipping myself with the knowledge that I need to make a living. I hope that I have the wisdom to make the next 40 years of my life great. I will never stop learning, never stop trying, nor will I ever stop caring about & loving those who are special to me.

I will let my 40th birthday welcome me into the beautiful "middle age." This age does not have the casual immaturity of youth, nor does it have the constant dependency of old age. I will enjoy my 40th birthday in quiet reflection on the four decades of a beautiful life. It is time for me to enjoy the little moments rather than focus on bigger events.

Forty will be my eighteen…unfortunately rheumatism and slower metabolism won’t see it that way.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Mother Nature ALWAYS Wins....



The Snake River slide of 2011!! Beginning Saturday last week 5.14.2011, the mountain of mud, rock, trees, and bushes started to come down. It started simple enough only covering half of the road and has progressed to what is seen here. The mountain of debris just kept coming and coming. The slide is the result of a very wet Spring. I have been commuting through the Snake River Canyon for over 15 years and have never seen the amounts of water that has been coming off of the mountain....water was actually "sweating" from the rock wall located to the left of the slide. The slide has caused the closure of US 26 / 89...forcing traffic to travel North to Swan Valley, ID - through Pine Creek Pass to Victor, ID and up & over Teton Pass (10% grade) to commute to Jackson. It adds only 40 miles to my commute each day, but because of the two passes and traffic, it can add 75 minutes to my commute time. I regressed on one morning commute and had the thought, "I wonder how fast I can make this drive...." not wise, but I've never been one to back down from my on mind's challenges. After making a great start and only being on two wheels a couple of times the wet road and the morning's 28 degree temperature provided a huge variable. Fortunate for me, the hour was early enough that there was no traffic and somehow traction was regained. The remainder of the trip was driven at a more reasonable speed.


In reality the slide is not a big deal...nobody was hurt, no homes were lost and it WILL be fixed. It is just a unfortunate inconvenience. WYDOT is doing a great job in assessing and communicating with everyone. Everyone wants a timeline to as to when the road will reopen, which I feel is unfair. I don't think all the professionals...geologists or excavators can give a definite day....Mother Nature will have her say.

Haderlie Ranch's brand immortalized....

The landscaping of my yard is almost complete. I am putting the finishing touches on my "Rock Garden" This is at the entry way to my home and features our family's brand. Heritage has always been important to me and seeing this brand fills my head with so many thoughts of past experiences. This brand is put on all of our livestock...horses and cattle alike. The horses are branded with a method using a gel type substance that gradually eats the hair and skin to leave a permanent mark. The cattle (calves) are branded with an electric hot iron that glows red and burns the skin...making the scar actually raise above the skin level once healed. The smell is unmistakable. (Burnt hair & flesh)

Maybe some of you have seen the brands put on the arms of fraternity brothers...the burn will heal and puff up the area that was effected.

The hours spent branding cattle have always been some of the best times of my life. Without fail, we always had more family and friends than we had jobs to do.


Saturday, April 23, 2011

True AMERICAN Heroes....

In a World filled with TMZ and many of us curiously awaiting Charlie Sheen's new revelation of how exactly he is winning, I argue that many more deserving individuals go unnoticed. The television and tabloids are filled with "celebrity" scandal, athletes outrageous actions and constant "news worthy" stories of the rich and famous. I'm no different. I have gotten caught up in the hoopla, but after reading a book this past week, NEVER again.


Everyone needs to read, LONE SURVIVOR, by Marcus Luttrell with Patrick Robinson.



This is a riveting eyewitness account of Operation Redwing and the heroics of several Navy Seals. For me, it brought so many things into perspective. What is a hero? What is important? What does true friendship 'look' like? It also shows how much good there still is in this World, even in a country that hates America.




Military men and women leave the comforts of their home and take the fight to the enemy on their "turf" everyday to give you and I the freedoms we enjoy. Their spouses and families sacrifice everything, unlike the headline grabbing entertainers of today, these selfless individuals don't do it for the publicity. They fight and do their job for the love of their country. While the professional athlete is "holding out" and doing everything in his power to get more money, for playing a game, special individuals like Marcus, Murph, Axe, and Danny Boy, Kristensen, Shane, James, Senior, Jeff, Jacques, Taylor, and Mac are dealing with life and death activities everyday!!! Without the thought of praise!!




After reading this book, I found myself asking....what is truly important in my life. FFF!!! (Family & Friends -First!!)




Take the time....read the book! I promise it will evoke emotion, provide insight to the rigorous training that these special individuals go through, the sacrifices they make and not for the glory or recognition....for love and honor!!! True American Heroes!!

Friday, March 25, 2011

A Gratifying Comparison....

Each of us, want to leave our mark in this World. When it comes to determining how big of a dent we leave, society compares the present to the past. It seems that for comparison’s sake, the past is only 20 years ago or so. For example, in the sporting world, a current basketball player is compared against Micheal Jordan and not so much against Oscar Robertson. Today’s golfers will be measured against Tiger Woods (golfing ability only) instead of Arnold Palmer. Entertainers are always compared against their peers. Who is the next _____________? Fill in the Blank

For me, I have always wanted to leave a mark the size of Australia. I have wanted to be a positive driving force in everyone’s life that I came in contact with. Two of my favorite quotes:

“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.”

AND

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

With the introduction over, I can get to the point of this post. I ran into a family friend the other day and she said that she couldn’t believe how much I reminded her of my Dad. For the next few nanoseconds a T-Graph immediately appeared in my mind. My name on one side and my Dad’s name on the other separated by line in between. I started the quick, yet detailed, comparison process. I couldn’t think of how I could remind anyone of my Dad, there is just too many years between us. He is cowboy boots and straw hats. I am Nike and a backwards baseball cap. He is John Wayne and Marty Robbins. I am Paul Walker and T.I. He is Roy Rogers, Gunsmoke, and Bonanza. I am Vin Diesel, CSI, and The Big Bang Theory. His horse has a heartbeat while mine runs on high octane fuel. The list goes on and on….I hope you see the point, I couldn’t quickly come up with how I could be compared to my Dad. We concluded our conversation and went our separate ways.

Over the past few days, I have had some time to think about that experience. I was thrilled inside to think that someone sees something in me that compares with my Dad. I quickly turned my thought process from the superficial traits and focused on the true quality traits that make us who we are. It isn’t the style of hat we wear, but it is the thoughts, words and most importantly actions that come from the head that is under the hat.

My Dad is my hero. He is a great man. He is possibly the 2nd greatest person that I have ever known, my Mother being the greatest.

I started a new graph. Why is my Dad great? He is the most honest, hardest working, compassionate, soft-hearted, gentle spoken, humorous / joking, and service minded person I have ever known. Granted, when I was in high school, he was my worst enemy and I figured he didn’t know beans about anything. I couldn’t have been blinded more than by my own ignorance…I blame the hormones! Girls and Calculus will do that to you. It took me several years…tough years, to realize what he was trying to teach me with every opportunity he had. Everything was a learning experience. He taught me hard work and the rewards it brings. He showed me the value of service and the importance of being honest in everything you do. He showed me and helped me appreciate all the good that there is. He warned & cautioned me and explained the consequences of certain actions. Unfortunately for me, some I had to learn & experience on my own. Yet, through it all…there was my Dad to pick me up and help me become stronger each time.

I was instantly humbled by the thought that someone could see some of my Dad’s greatest traits in me. If I can become half the man my Dad is I will be doing pretty well.

I hope I have enough time left in this World to weave part of me into others and leave each person feeling full & blessed. It should be easy…my Dad has given me the blueprint!!

Party Rock Anthem...



I love music, ALL music. I can and do listen to something from all the different genres, some in moderation and others in excess. Today, my Sirius / XM Radio presets range from Top 40 to Country to Octane (Metal). Music has the power to evoke so much emotion. For me, certain songs always evoke a memory of an experience. I’ll hear a song, that I may not have heard in years, and remember everything about what I was doing when I “loved” that song. I am brutal when it comes to listening to a song that I really like. I will put the iPod on repeat and listen to the same song for an entire 90 minute commute.

This song, Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, has one of the most contagious and albeit quirky rhythms, that I have heard in a long time. You can’t help yourself but feel good and want to dance. So as the song says, “EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME”!!




Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Mountain West Basketball Tournament....

As I sit in the SLC International airport, I think about the TOP TEN reasons to attend the MWC tournament….



10. Reh-bels, Reh-bels

9. In and Out Burger, fries and shake

8. Hoping Cosmo and the Utah Hawk are mysteriously gunned down

7. Woof-woof-woof

6. Final time to cheer F### Y** BYU

5. Watch Jimmer in person drop 40

4. Enjoy two top 10 teams

3. Maybe watch the Wyo girls on Friday

2. When is the last time I didn’t enjoy the tournament in Vegas? It is VEGAS!!

1. And now, please welcome to the court, the Rebel Girls !!!


Okay...Okay, I most likely won't participate in the BYU cheer, but I had to add it. I will never forget when BYU and Wyoming played football in 1988 in Laramie. ESPN brought in lights to televise the game...the crowd was chanting that phrase so loud, it could be heard of the television!! Not proud...but it was an experience.
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas...it ends up on YouTube, Facebook, or Twitter.
GO POKES!!!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Lighter Side of Commuting...



Over the past thirteen years, I have commuted back and forth from Star Valley to Jackson for work. In that time span, I have seen almost everything imaginable; from nearly impassable weather & road conditions to the beauty of Western Wyoming. I have seen horrific accidents and on occasion, I have been lucky enough to encounter a thoughtful motorist that needs to express their appreciation for my driving ability by saluting and showing me that I am number one. This evening’s commute has possibly provided me with one of the most memorable moments yet.

I need to regress for a moment and preface the remainder with a few thoughts. I have been born and raised in the Valley and was fortunate enough to grow up on a ranch. In that time frame, I have transported many different types of animals in vehicles, trailers, four wheelers, etc. I have hauled cattle and horses. Everyone has dog in their vehicle. I have brought baby chicks & ducks home in my vehicle. I have hauled swine to slaughter and sheep to market. I took my cat on a Sunday drive. I have even been a passenger when transporting ‘domestic’ elk to a holding pen. This being said, I couldn’t imagine being surprised by any type of animal in a vehicle.

Back on track….This evening’s commute started like any other; seatbelt securely fastened, both hands on the wheel (10 & 2…thank you Mr. Lamb), eyes on the road scanning for eminent danger, and the possibly distracting music at a low accommodating level. I cautiously approached a fellow commuter, who was going well below the posted 55 MPH speed limit. As I was patiently waiting for an appropriate time to perform a legal and safe pass, something in the rear of the vehicle caught my eye. In the rear hatch of this Subaru was a little white bunny rabbit. I had never thought about commuting with a pet bunny rabbit, but why not. Was the bunny real? Upon further analysis and observation, I could clearly see that the rabbit was in fact real and there was more than one…three to be exact. After a few “Ahh” moments, as in Ahh that bunny is cute, I crossed off the experience in my “Bucket List” data bank. The opportunity to pass the slower commuter was made available. As I began to pass, the moment that will be forever branded in my brain, transpired. What type of music was this driver listening to? One of the bunnies began to move in an unexpected manner. He almost looked like he was dancing. Was it the Macarena? The Electric Slide? The Cotton-Eyed Joe? OMG!! Mr. Bugs, a regular lothario, & his partner weren’t really “dancing.” I guess that could be argued also. The music artist Shalamar sang the tune “Dancing in the Sheets”…thank you Footloose Soundtrack. The Bunnies were doing the Lambada, the Forbidden Dance.


Yes folks, I saw two bunnies, doing what bunnies do, but at 55 MPH & in the back of a Subaru. I laughed out loud. It may very well be one of the “you had to be there” moments, I only hope you find enjoyment in this lighter side of commuting experience.