Saturday, November 5, 2011

College Football Gameday




Being an avid sports fan, I really look forward to the Fall of the year. I love college football. While most professional sports have become institutes filled with over compensated greedy individuals (owners & players alike), college athletics still has the feel of pure sport.

Editors Note: I know that collegiate athletics have been overshadowed by the recruiting tactics and alumni payments to players for years, but the percentage of hardworking clean cut athletes is much greater than those at any professional level. Many of the college athletes compete for the love of the sport…period. (This topic can actually be debated in a follow-up post)

Today provides a rare opportunity to watch the two top rated teams in the BCS (another three letter acronym that has brought much dispute) battle for supremacy during “primetime”; #1 LSU Tigers vs. #2 Alabama Crimson Tide. It is rare that the top two teams compete this “early” in the year before the championship game at the conclusion of the season in January. It is arguably the biggest college football game since the 1991 Miami / Florida State game. What makes it even more critical is that both teams are part of the SEC Western Division…meaning a loss today would likely end the championship title hunt for that team. I would bet that the winner of this game will go on and become the 2011 NCAA BCS National Champion.

I love the build up and hype before these types of games. The statisticians are working overtime pouring data into a computer that runs constant algorithms trying to predict the outcome. While in reality, one would only need to call up my bookie Vinny in Vegas and he’d have the odds perfected to the point!!

I have no ties to this game, so it will be easy for me to watch for the entertainment value only. It is much more difficult to watch a competition when I have any type of emotional or physical connection over one team from the other.

Prediction…LSU 27 - ‘Bama 24

Friday, November 4, 2011

Fast and Furious



Those that know me understand my love of speed & some have even experienced the "thrill". There is no question that I enjoy the adrenaline rush of driving fast, sometimes with very negative impacts to my wallet. While the days of receiving letters from my insurance company indicating my rates will go up or from the State of Wyoming Department of Transportation telling me that "one more violation will result in the suspension of my license" are over, I still enjoy speed. As stated in an earlier post, I doubt I will ever grow out of this….for better or worse I suppose.

The adrenaline rush is almost indescribable. One series of movies best describes my passion for speed and vehicle accessorizing…..The Fast and The Furious - - speed, street racing, NOS, in dash DVD, outrageous paint schemes, and lifestyle. No matter the plot of each individual movie, the main focus revolves around speed and precision driving.

I guess that’s just how I roll. ;-)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Lizard Brain...

During my years of education, I focused my studies mainly on the biological sciences. Part of my study included learning about the amygdala or the lizard brain. The amygdala is an almond shaped mass located deep within the temporal lobe of the brain. Its’ main function is the processing of emotions such as fear, anger, and pleasure. The amygdala is particularly concerned with processing these emotions and formulating a plan of action to increase survival. The whole flight or fight response.

I’ve been reading a book by Seth Godin entitled, “Linchpin: Are You Indispensable”. A portion of the book explains that to be great, we need to overcome the power of the lizard brain. The lizard brain or resistance is the voice in the back of our head that tells us to slow down, back off, be careful, or worst of all…compromise.

The contradictions of human behavior are never ending. We say we want to meet more people, but stay home when invited to go out. We say we want to lose weight, but we eat too much. We say we want to be successful, but are fearful of rejection. Remember fear is simply an acronym for: false evidence appearing real.

As we get closer to an insight or as we get closer to the truth of what each one of us truly wants, the resistance amplifies and grows stronger. Why, because the lizard brain hates change and risk. We’ve all heard the cliché…great reward requires great risk. The lizard brain wants each of us to conform and blend in. Who decided what the boundaries of conformity are? Who decided that a 9-5 job was the norm? Fortunately, the boundaries are being broken and expanded daily.

I’m not promoting a revolt or an “occupy Wall Street” type demonstration; I am simply trying to explain that each of us has the power to be great…indispensable. For each of us, the risk is different. It may be speaking our mind in a meeting of our peers. It may be playing an impromptu musical number at a town talent show. Each of us has the opportunity to quiet the lizard brain…ignore it and let the art in each of us come out.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The "SCOWL"




It has been a long day and I'm going to post something everyday this month if it kills me. So I'm going to "cheat" and post something easy that I've stolen from my niece. I love this picture....no matter what, it ALWAYS brings a smile to my face!!! Thanks Mo!! Love you all!!!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

NaBloPoMo

So thanks to a niece in Arizona, I found out that November is "National Blog Posting Month". What a better way to more than double my blog output than by blogging each day this month....well, I guess we will see how it goes. First blog down!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Meet Vincent....

I have a phobia of any creature that has more than 4 legs or no legs. I feel that there is just something "unnatural" about a creature that can move so fast with no appendages or with several appendages moving in sync. So for pretty much my entire life, I have disliked snakes, spiders, centipedes, etc. Heck, even worms give me a sense of unrest.

For one reason or another, I have become quite fond of a particular pint-size predator that has taken residence in my garage door controller...meet Vincent



One morning, as I entered my garage, the motion sensor activated the interior lights and I saw Vincent just hanging there. He was only half the size he is in this picture, but never the less, his presence gave me an initial shot of adrenaline. Over the past several weeks, I have developed quite the routine of checking on Vincent when I come home....he usually scurries behind the control as I walk up the steps. Each morning, I make sure to check on him before I leave. I even take a quick look at his edible choices that have been entangled in his web during the night.

I have made peace with this one, but I doubt I will be harboring a boa named Bob anytime soon.







Friday, July 15, 2011

It's Not Always About Catching A Fish...

For years growing up, my Dad would take me fishing; pull me out of school to fish the Snake or pack in on horseback to fish Baileys Lake. Sometimes it was a walk through the pasture to fish on the banks of the Salt River right at dusk. Of course, there were always the highly anticipated fishing trips with my Uncle K floating the Salt River in Star Valley as well.
Over the years the stories, as most fish stories go, grow in intensity. There are several facts that remain and will never be disputed. I’ll explore three of my favorites.

1. We (Dad, Uncle K, and I) were almost responsible for the demise of Delbert Wright.
2. I came to the realization that a fishing pole is more important than my well being.
3. You can catch a fish with one hand holding the fishing pole while using the other hand to aid in relieving yourself…or go number #1 as it is commonly referred.

1. Delbert Wright was a wonderful and gentle old man. He was very bull-legged and Uncle K had made a bench that fit across the boat as to allow Delbert to sit and fish the river, while we floated down. Delbert loved to fish and knew pretty much everything that there was to know. Often times he would point at a place in the river, nudge me and say “Watch this…I’m pulling one out of that hole.” Every time, his cast was true, the bait floated calmly into the hole and bingo…Delbert would reel in a keeper. One fine sunny summer day, Dad, Uncle K, Delbert, and myself set out for a 3 hour tour…much like Gilligan. I’m sure there was hay to bale or haul, but it could wait, we had more important duties to attend to. As we were floating down the river, it split. (This is where the story might be different depending on who tells it.) As I recall, Dad was rowing and set out to go down one side, of the river. Midway across, Uncle K directs Dad to the other side, because that was where the best fishing was. Dad was giving it all he had to get us across the river and to the other channel. Unfortunately, the river swept us right up into a big Willow tree that was the dividing point in the river. We started taking on the entire Salt River in the boat. Through the chaos and mania….all was saved. Afterwards, Delbert simply said, “Ralph, let’s not try that again.”

2. It didn’t matter what the weather was doing, my Uncle K was always up for a fishing trip. One early June day, the weather was overcast, cold, and a slight drizzle was falling. We couldn’t hay; Mother Nature was doing the irrigating, so we might as well go fishing. Dad, Uncle K, and I loaded up and decided we would float from the Narrows to the Thayne Bridge. The sky was really dark and it was quite cold for an early summer day, so I had an older wool jacket on. The river was still high and there were several areas where the banks had fallen off into the river. Just past the 2nd bridge, near Salt River Heights, we encountered pretty fast water. Uncle K was rowing and Dad & I were doing the best we could to a) Stand upright and b) cast into the holes that were so rapidly passing us by. In an instant, the boat came to a standstill. I proved Newton correct again, because my body stayed in motion all the way out of the drift boat and into the raging river. Instantly I forgot about everything and mentally entered survival mode. Here I was, fully dressed with a wool coat on, in raging water and what do I hear when I finally surface…? My Dad and Uncle K “yelling” at me directing me to where my pole is floating. Forget the pole and come and get me I thought. In order to survive, I had to make haste and head towards the pole, because that is which way my Dad, Uncle K, and the BOAT were going!!

3. Several times during a floating trip down the river, we would need to row towards shore for one reason or another. It may be because someone caught a snag and broke their line. It may be because someone had caught a fish and needed to re-bait before continuing on. One such instance had us docked in near the bank. I decided to try and catch a fish while everyone else was preoccupied. I walked out of the boat and cast my line, allowing it to drift down river. I had the fishing pole in one hand and needed to dispense of the Shasta Ginger Ale that I had consumed an hour prior. So there I was…couldn’t have picked my nose for a million dollars. Without fail, a fish took my bait and I was able to set the hook one handed, but that was it. I decided that I needed to land this fish. Only problem was, that the Ginger Ale wasn’t finished exiting my body. I figured gravity could help me take care of the remainder of the fluid, so with both hands, I triumphantly reeled in my best catch of the day. Solution to the earlier problem…walk out into deeper water and cleanse all evidence of mishap!!


Looking back, at every adventure, it was never really about who would catch the biggest fish or even catching a fish at all. Each experience was a precious moment in time that I can relive each and every day. The company that I kept during my fishing adventures, my Dad, my Uncle K, brothers, cousins, and friends alike. The beauty of the land that we were surrounded by and the talks we had in the truck or by the fire can never be taken from me. Those are the things that I remember the most.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

I MAY GROW OLDER, but I REFUSE TO GROW UP...

With the impending date of my birth approaching, I am sorely reminded that it is the “black birthday”, the beginning of the over-the-hill gang; the, “I’m 18 with 22 years experience club”…etc.

There is a difference between growing up and growing old. Try as so many might make (force) me…I will NEVER grow old! I still like my music loud, my vehicles fast, and my experiences plenty…these do not indicate that I haven’t grown-up. I have grown up, I think. Gone are the days of toilet papering neighbors houses. What would Officer Eugene Mallory (rest his soul) think today if he was to roll up in his patrol vehicle only to find the middle-aged Haderlie coating the neighbors trees with toilet paper? I remember when people would tell me that, “It is time you start acting your age.” What does my age look like? Am I supposed to “slow down”? Going back to the laws of physics, once we stop moving then the problems begin. Movement equals energy, energy equals progress and/or development and growth. It is impossible to grow without doing something. Sometimes the things that I do may appear to be immature leading some individuals to say, “You’re too old for that.” When the water fight begins…you’ll find me in the middle of the battle. When there is a prank to play….count me in.

These so-called childish games are so much more fun today….because I have grown up and have the tactical advantage of experience on my side. Grow up yes! Grow old never!

I have spent the first 40 years of my life equipping myself with the knowledge that I need to make a living. I hope that I have the wisdom to make the next 40 years of my life great. I will never stop learning, never stop trying, nor will I ever stop caring about & loving those who are special to me.

I will let my 40th birthday welcome me into the beautiful "middle age." This age does not have the casual immaturity of youth, nor does it have the constant dependency of old age. I will enjoy my 40th birthday in quiet reflection on the four decades of a beautiful life. It is time for me to enjoy the little moments rather than focus on bigger events.

Forty will be my eighteen…unfortunately rheumatism and slower metabolism won’t see it that way.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Mother Nature ALWAYS Wins....



The Snake River slide of 2011!! Beginning Saturday last week 5.14.2011, the mountain of mud, rock, trees, and bushes started to come down. It started simple enough only covering half of the road and has progressed to what is seen here. The mountain of debris just kept coming and coming. The slide is the result of a very wet Spring. I have been commuting through the Snake River Canyon for over 15 years and have never seen the amounts of water that has been coming off of the mountain....water was actually "sweating" from the rock wall located to the left of the slide. The slide has caused the closure of US 26 / 89...forcing traffic to travel North to Swan Valley, ID - through Pine Creek Pass to Victor, ID and up & over Teton Pass (10% grade) to commute to Jackson. It adds only 40 miles to my commute each day, but because of the two passes and traffic, it can add 75 minutes to my commute time. I regressed on one morning commute and had the thought, "I wonder how fast I can make this drive...." not wise, but I've never been one to back down from my on mind's challenges. After making a great start and only being on two wheels a couple of times the wet road and the morning's 28 degree temperature provided a huge variable. Fortunate for me, the hour was early enough that there was no traffic and somehow traction was regained. The remainder of the trip was driven at a more reasonable speed.


In reality the slide is not a big deal...nobody was hurt, no homes were lost and it WILL be fixed. It is just a unfortunate inconvenience. WYDOT is doing a great job in assessing and communicating with everyone. Everyone wants a timeline to as to when the road will reopen, which I feel is unfair. I don't think all the professionals...geologists or excavators can give a definite day....Mother Nature will have her say.

Haderlie Ranch's brand immortalized....

The landscaping of my yard is almost complete. I am putting the finishing touches on my "Rock Garden" This is at the entry way to my home and features our family's brand. Heritage has always been important to me and seeing this brand fills my head with so many thoughts of past experiences. This brand is put on all of our livestock...horses and cattle alike. The horses are branded with a method using a gel type substance that gradually eats the hair and skin to leave a permanent mark. The cattle (calves) are branded with an electric hot iron that glows red and burns the skin...making the scar actually raise above the skin level once healed. The smell is unmistakable. (Burnt hair & flesh)

Maybe some of you have seen the brands put on the arms of fraternity brothers...the burn will heal and puff up the area that was effected.

The hours spent branding cattle have always been some of the best times of my life. Without fail, we always had more family and friends than we had jobs to do.